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funnyordie:

Former Mayor Drives with Genitals out Window, Locks in Re-Election
Don’t drink and drive. Don’t text and drive. Also, don’t wave your dick out the window while driving 90 MPH.
buzzfeed:

We should all be upset that we aren’t marrying Adam Levine.

buzzfeed:

We should all be upset that we aren’t marrying Adam Levine.

When I see someone in public who I don’t want to talk to
backstreetboys:

Today’s BSB 20 Countdown photo is from 1998! Who knew we could make tiki torches look so good? ;)

backstreetboys:

Today’s BSB 20 Countdown photo is from 1998! Who knew we could make tiki torches look so good? ;)

Working out with my boyfriend

wild-earth:

Haha god bless Tumblr for this kind of hilarity.

When I look at pictures of how skinny I was before college

Edward Harrison Norton interviewed by Drew Barrymore (photos by Todd Eberle)
… oh i love this man!

From Interview Magazine (1996)